404, What a Bore

I don't know where you are or how you got here. I don't know what to tell you.
You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
A hand-drawn smiley face with a moustache inviting me to click on it...

I'd like to share with you some of my delicious cookies. Please keep them safe and do not eat them. I will be back for them. No worries, I love cookies I cannot be trusted with this burden